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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Costumes

The kids are forever dressing me up in wierd looking, uncomfortable costumes. Don't ask me WHY they do it, but I suppose it's a human thing.

Here's some pictures they took of me in my costumes:





The Trash Can

There is one thing in life that puzzles me more than anything else: THE TRASH CAN!!

Every day, my humans put a ton of food, wrappers, and other yummy stuff in the trash can. And then the next day it mysteriously dissapears. But WHY would they put perfectly good food in the trash can? Maybe some of it's moldy or old, but does that really matter? I would gladly eat it for them if they don't want it.

Whenever I try to eat something from the trash can, my humans get all mad at me. I just don't understand it. They're obviously not planning to eat it.

Well, I suppose that's just another one of the mysterious habits of humans.    

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Vacation

I found out what my humans do while I get babysat!! Here's what happened:

My humans brought out the suitcases a couple of nights ago. I knew that could only mean one thing. I was going to get babysat again ... or so I thought. Turns out I was completely wrong.

The next morning my humans did the usual vacation stuff-- they brought their suitcases to the car, turned off all of the lights in the house and closed the doors. And then came the dreaded moment. They opened the door, walked through it and... "Come on, George!!" I was completely stunned. I couldn't believe it. I was going to go with them! They led me to the car, and I hopped in. Then we drove for a VERY long time. We stopped every once in a while to get out and stretch, but we were still in the car for long stretches of time. My humans found out that I have a fear of driving over bridges. They just make me so nervous!!

I don't know exactly how long we drove, but we finally reached our destination-- some little town. We went into a big building and climbed some stairs. Then my humans led me down a long hall with lots of doors. They stopped at one door, unlocked it, opened it, and I found myself in a little room with two beds, a bathroom, a desk, chairs... it was like a whole house squished into one room! We met some nice people (the kids say that they were their uncle and aunt), and then we slept in the room.

The next day we drove to another town. My humans left me in the car for a while. After that we all went hiking at some "historic site" in the mountains. There were so many jackrabbits there! I wanted to chase them so badly, but my humans had other ideas. They really need to let me go hunting. I don't know where my humans even get their food right now, because they definately do not hunt. Anyways, after that we drove for another really long time and we reached home again!

So that's what my humans do while I get babysat. I really don't see any point in it, but humans will do what humans will do. And at least they didn't leave me home this time!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Better Breakfast Month!!

September is BETTER BREAKFAST MONTH and I am really excited!!!! I mean, it would be unjust for my humans not to give me better breakfasts during better breakfast month, wouldn't it? Of course it would! And it's not like it would be bad for me or anything. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! I'm looking forward to a whole month of sausages, waffles, pancakes, cereal, eggs-- oh, I wish it was September all year!

Monday, August 23, 2010

Busted!!!

A couple of weeks ago I stole two nachos and hid them in the closet. My humans didn't notice for a long time and I probably would have gotten away with it if I hadn't kept going back to the closet to check on them. But I was so afraid that somebody stole my nachos, I just HAD to check on them!! Okay, so they were stolen nachos in the first place, but finders keepers. And my humans had SO many nachos, I figued they wouldn't really mind if I took two of them.

So, anyways, after a while I relaxed my guard, because nobody had stolen my prize nachos. But when I went to the closet today, they were gone!!!

... and my mommy's scent was all over the place.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Another Birthday Party!!!

The kids had another birthday party and I got lots of cake! And that night they brought out the sleeping bags and I got to sleep on one!!

I hope we are going to have lots more birthday parties soon!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Babysat once again

I got babysat again. This time my humans were gone even longer than before! Thankfully that girl came over to feed me every day.  And my humans came back eventually (and they had some really interesting smells on them...)