Christmas and New Year and Shots

Merry Belated Christmas everyone!

I had a great Christmas with my family. They got presents for me and put them under the tree, and I knew which ones were mine right away. I was going to open them by myself on Christmas Eve, but my humans put my presents up on the table so I couldn't reach them.

On Christmas my humans opened a lot of presents, and then they finally let me open mine. I got two squeaky toys and a bunch of treats! Just what I wanted.

My humans keep telling me that today is the first day of "2011." I don't know what they mean. 2011 is just a number. They stayed up until midnight last night just to shout "Happy new year!" Sometimes humans really confuse me.

I had to go to the vet a couple days ago. I don't like the vet very much. He seems to really enjoy poking me and prying my mouth open and doing all these other really uncomfortable things. He stuck a couple of needles into me this time that made me really sore. Yesterday I couldn't jump off the bed and it was really hard to lie down and stand up. I feel better today, though. I just hope the vet gets arrested for being insane.

Sorry about Squirt

Sorry about Squirt's last post. I just changed my password, so you won't have to put up with him any longer. Sometimes that ferret really gets on my nerves.

Anyway, I haven't posted in a while because I haven't gotten a chance to get on the computer without my humans noticing. But I think I'll be able to post more over the next couple of months. Bye for now!!

Hello

Hi people. This is Squirt. Me George's ferret friend. Well I don't know if George thinks I his friend, but I like him anyway. I found George's password to blog. I noticed George has not posted for while, so me post for him. I wish that I could see George more often. He make funny sounds. But humans say George dangerous for me. I don't see why. I invincible. Humans always telling me not to jump off bed cause it dangerous and not to chew on wires cause it dangerous. But nothing can hurt me. They do not understand me. Humans fun to play with, though, when they not annoying you.

Uh, oh, George coming and he look mad. Goodbye.  

Halloween

Tonight we went on a really strange walk in the dark. The kids kept telling me that we were going "trick-or-treating." I thought they were going to give me a treat, but they didn't. The kids dressed up in strange costumes and put me in my jacket for the walk. And every time we came to a house, they knocked on the door, said something, and then got candy! When we got home they spread out their huge piles of candy on the floor. My mommy gave me some dog safe chocolate, but the kids got WAY more than me. One of the kids held a lollipop at her side for a minute and I got a few licks, but then I tried to take it out of her hand and she took it back. But she has so much candy already! I think I might sue the kids. It's not fair they got so much.

My tortilla and corn

I managed to grab a tortilla and an old cob of corn out of the trash. I hid the corn in the kids' closet and the tortilla behind the couch. Unfortunately, my humans found them both and put them right back where I found them. I need some better hiding places... 

Squirt

The ferret (my humans are calling it "Squirt") is still living in the cage. I can't understand why my humans would want to keep a ferret. Why don't they just eat it already? And here's something that's even weirder: when I growl at Squirt, my humans get all mad at me! What am I supposed to do? Just ignore it? But it's a FERRET!

It's all very confusing. If I didn't know any better I would think that my humans actually like Squirt.

The "Ferret"

Something wierd is going on... just what I'm not sure. My humans brought home some kind of animal and put it in the cage that they got a few months ago. I still can't figure out exactly what it is, but my humans call it a "ferret" and they seem to absolutely adore it. The cage is up on a table so I haven't gotten a really good look at it, but it smells funny....

Well, I'll let you know what happens!